Little known fact: holding a thin mint between your knees = homemade abortion.
Anti-choice conservative SCIENCE.
(Source: keepyourbsoutofmyuterus)
I fucking love thin mints. In fact, I bought two boxes from my coworker’s daughters, because fuck yeah, it’s Girl Scout...
climate change, though—THAT’S a hoax.
I’m a girl scout and have never seen a planned parenthood pamphlet or anything from them from any event. Out of the last...
I don’t know, I feel like a Thin Mints between my legs might lead to pregnancy with the right kind of guy… YOU KNOW.
omg wow. i didn’t know that unborn babies would just kill themselves and hop out of the womb if they smelled mint...
THE GIRL SCOUT AGENDA