1. 02:49 28th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from fatseux

    SEND ME A NUMBER

    1. 1: i'd bang you against a wall
     
  2. 02:21

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    Reblogged from juliet-echo-alpha

    (Source: sirsmithcup)

     
  3. 16:56 27th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from lockelamora

    davediddlystrider:

    humoristics:

    How to open a beer with a banana

    well its open

     
  4. 16:29

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    Reblogged from oliveracedavis

    1. If you like someone, wait.
    2. Give lots of compliments, even if you’re shy. Everyone else is too.
    3. Change. Get a haircut, try new perfume, get new sheets. Become better than you were before.
    4. Eat healthier. Learn to cook something fancy.
    5. Get up earlier and watch the sun come up.
    6. Wear soft clothes, take a bath, drink something warm.
    7. Meet someone new, even just a friend.
    8. Become closer with your friends and your family. Call your mother. Cry with your best friend. Tell everyone how much you appreciate them.
    9. Keep your room clean. Buy some candles. Let the natural light in.
    10. Make a list of reasons why you’ll be better off without them. Believe they are true, because they are.
    11. Listen to new music.
    12. Write everything you’re thinking and feeling. Write letters. Write happy letters, sad letters, and angry letters, even if you’re never going to send them.
    13. It’s okay to be sad, but not forever. Sadness is not as beautiful as music makes it seem. Lack of sleep makes your eyes droopy, not deep. Wake up every morning and tell yourself you’re going to have a good day.
    14. Go to the library. Don’t forget to look in the music section.
    15. Remove them from your life. Get rid of the things they gave you if they make you sad. They’re not worth it. You will never be happy if you continue to hold on to the things that make you sad.
    16. Make new memories.
    17. Try to find something to appreciate in everything you do or experience.
    18. Being alone is okay, you don’t have to surround yourself with people.
    19. Become your own best friend. Buy yourself coffee and drink it alone in a cafe. Take your time.
    20. Learn to love every bit of yourself.
    — How to feel better and become better by me (x)
     
  5. 16:00

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    Reblogged from oliveracedavis

    emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

    emir-dynamite:

    sharkchunks:

    iandsharman:

    notahoe:

    my type of public transportation 

    “Why were you late in today?”

    “Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

    I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

    "What’s our stop?"

    "You’ll get off when I tell you to."

     
  6. 11:28

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    Tags: personal

    I just baby talked to my fish and called him a good boy.

    Is that weird?

     
  7. 09:53

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    Reblogged from chubby-bunnies

    sisterjudyjudybobudy:

    weetbixgod:

    hotdadcalendar:

    I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

    Babies have no concept of object permanence

    That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

     
  8. 09:31

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    Reblogged from thefemme-menace

    enterimagination:

    oh my GOddd

    (Source: nodaybutlatte)

     
  9. 09:15

    Notes: 2

    I was tagged by sociolab

    1: What’s my name: Shannon
    2: My birthday? December 6, 1986
    3: Where am I from? Middle Tennessee
    4: Do I have a crush rn? Yes
    5: Favourite colour? Grey
    6: Write something in caps? NO
    7: Favourite artist: Check back later
    8: Favourite number? 6
    9: Favourite drink? Sweet tea
    10: tag 5 people: not gonna tag anyone. Do it if you want

     
  10. 02:21

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    Reblogged from lockelamora

    camembertlylegal:

    deadlydinos:

    Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

    "Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

    Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

    I bet that is the happiest dog

     
  11. 01:53

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    Reblogged from lockelamora

    furbearingbrick:

    aimeefrommars:

    septemberism94:

    schim:

    Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

    PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

    It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

    Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

    http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

    http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

    http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

    I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

    YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

    SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

    (Source: fuckyeahfelines)

     
  12. 01:25

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    Reblogged from transartorialism

    mustbekarma:

    So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

     
  13. 00:56

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    Reblogged from potatoast

    the-social-recluse:

    universe—cosmos:

    Imagine how it would look if the Orion nebula is only four light years away - the distance the nearest star is to us, instead of 1,300 light years. It would be so bright that we wouldn’t be aware of the dark sky. We wouldn’t see other stars. The whole world would be the Orion nebula and the sun.

    -The Universe 2x14: Nebulas

     
  14. 00:28

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    Reblogged from potatoast

    bisexualpiratequeen:

    I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

    1- I am glorious above all things
    2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
    3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
    4- Show displeasure clearly.
    5- NO
    6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
    7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

     
  15. 22:35 26th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from lloudmouth

    (Source: cycomu)